Storm™
Field Bee
I believe he just said - THE END
Course that is a little wasteful. I always used to say "energy can neither be created nor destroyed merely transformed into another form" which is ok and implies we go somewhere perhaps. Then someone said "yep it's transferred into chemical energy to break our bodies down to mush". So that's buggered that up. But I have seen a woman in our old house, stood at the top of the stairs dressed in White and smiling. Nearly dropped the phone as I was talking to my (at the time) girlfriends brother. Then I realised it was my girlfriend and said so to her brother - "yeah I'll just get her for you Darren she's stood at the top of the stairs". She came down and took the call. After the call she turned to ms and asked why I had lied about her being at the top of the stairs. "cause you were" - "wtf I was laying on the bed reading a magazine, you actually sh1t me up cause I was like wtf who is he looking at". And so the story was told for about 10 years. Then a male friend stayed the night. Next morning had a shower which is also upstairs. Stood at the top of the stairs and shouted down to me to ask where the towels were. When I got to the stairs i could only see him from the waste down. His upper body was obscured from view by the ceiling. In order to see his face I had to lean into the enclosed stairway. It was then I realised that even if she had been at the top of the stairs and lied, I would only have been able to see my girlfriend from the waist down. So what or who I had seen was a girl of about 5 or 6 because that's the only way I could have seen her whole body when just walking past the bottom of the stairs. So THE END I gotta say nah. Then there was the time mum my partner now and I were all sitting on the sofa and my brother was 5 foot away in another chair. From behind the sofa came a blood chilling groan that lasted for about 20 very long seconds. My brother looked up and I laughed. Well we all did and said W T F. my brother went "what"? We laughed again but he looked blank. I asked him why he looked up. "because you all just stopped talking at once and went silent". Us on the sofa had all heard it, me very loudly, my partner second loudest, and mum had heard it also but more as a light moan rather than a loud throat gurgling moan like I had. Brother - nothing - 5 feet away in a cob cottage - nothing. And of course the time when at 2.30 in the am when I was cough *on the net* cough and there was the loudest crashing glass and wood sound from downstairs. I literally evacuated my bowels on the spot. Ran downstairs with dumbbells in hand shouting loudly. Lights on ...... Nothing ........ Still nothing ....... Nothing at all. Totally normal downstairs. Wtf. Phone rings and its my mate in a panic asking if I'm ok and yelling call the police to someone in the background. Id typed brb burglars!!! So while I was explaining - right above my head BANG BANG BANG BANG on the ceiling. I have to say I'm no pussy and I'll defend what's mine to the death but I slept the night in the car. So THE END ...... I'm yet to be convinced lol.
