here is a little story to make Karol cringe. We have a gentleman on our allotment who's idea of getting rid of ALL wasp nests is to "DIG THEM OUT LAD!!". He did this to a nest discovered by the lady who owns the plot next to us. The nest was under some black polythene sheeting that was covering her manure heap she had delivered. Not one person knew the nest was there till she needed manure and moved the sheeting. She got stung, fair enough. Bozo comes along and digs it out, this makes them mental and they sting another plot holder but not the digger outer for some reason.....Two days later (and this is when we realise for the first time what is going on), here is bozo again at the bottom of the plot with a digging fork in his hands and bent over looking at the ground. Me, not knowing about the nest, decides to see what he is looking at. I see a wasp walking along the ground with an egg or grub in its mouth. "Oooooo, LOOK a wasp with an egg!!!" Says I. (read next bit in your best Dorset accent) "Ar, I 'ave dug them buggers out oi 'ave Jock n them be dying right good!! best way ever o killing them buggers that is!!"" By this time my wife is walking down the path towards us, I have just realised what the muppet has done and have also noticed the nest is on the ground with LOTS of wasps around it at ankle level.........Bozo then digs a small hole in the ground with said fork whilst saying " Ah'll bury the buggers now Jock n thaul be the end o them!!" I have started to walk away at this point and motioned to the wife to get the hell out of it when bozo sticks the bloody fork INTO the nest, picks it up, the nest disintigrates around him and every blessed wasp comes out loaded for bear!!! My wife, who doesn't panic thankfully and is also not allergic to wasps stood VERY still while this cloud went around her, she did get stung twice though, BOZO, instead of getting the hell out of it and letting them settle, starts to wave his arms about and went to slap them from the wife!! He got stung an aweful lot of times he did! And I am still not symathetic towards him. Louise started to very slowely walk towards me as the wasps turned their attention to bozo.
John