Has anyone seen Finman?

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I wonder ..... http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/finfolk/finman.htm

 

[pargyle]

I wonder ..... http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/finfolk/finman.htm

HA Ha ... Lots of similarities to our Finman there !!

 

[Finman]

HA Ha ... Lots of similarities to our Finman there !!

Oh dear... You have similarities to corn circles. Röh röh röh

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[pargyle]

Can you mention at least one

The relationship between human and the Finmen was tense to say the least. Although both races seem to have tolerated each other, there was certainly no love lost between them.

Worst of all, in the dead of night, the marauding Finmen were known to wreak extreme vengeance on these seemingly fearless, but hapless, fishermen/beekeepers.

This magic was also thought to allow the Finman to render his vessel invisible, or even surround it with a fleet of phantom boats/Hives.

They had to fish where they knew they would land a decent catch.

Shall I go on ?????

BRITISH HUMOUR FINNIE >>>>> Don't take it personally ...

 

[Finman]

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Oh dear. British intelligent humour röh röh röh.

Learn to laugh for nothing. If you wait that you get a real reason to laugh, you may perhaps wait several years.

Röh röh röh

 

[Finman]

This magic was also thought to allow the Finman to render his vessel invisible, or even surround it with a fleet of phantom boats/Hives.

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Not to mention British invisible honey yields

 

[kazmcc]

The relationship between human and the Finmen was tense to say the least. Although both races seem to have tolerated each other, there was certainly no love lost between them.

That bit made me laugh too

In all fairness, this forum would not be the same without Finmen.

Invisible British honey yields LOL, good come back

 

[pargyle]

That bit made me laugh too

In all fairness, this forum would not be the same without Finmen.

Invisible British honey yields LOL, good come back

Yes ... I think a bit of British humour is starting to rub off on him ...

 

[Finman]

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Interesting idea that Finman has been on Orkney Island. Probably not.

Story about Norwegians and Same people. 8% of Same people live in Finland. 60% are in Norway. Finnish people have moved to Swedish northern areas and to the coast of Ice Sea in North Norway. So the are places like Finmark and so on.



Genetically Same people are very different from Finnish population.


Stories.... What similarities have Santa and wise civil engineer?
Boath are imagination persons...

 

[Gilberdyke John]

I wonder ..... http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/finfolk/finman.htm

Sounds similar to Icelandic Sagas. Maybe the Orkney folk should have called for Odin on Sleipnir the mighty eight legged horse

 

[Finman]

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Interesting idea that Finman has been on Orkney Island. Probably not.

Story about Norwegians and Same people. 8% of Same people live in Finland. 60% is in Norway. Finnish people have moved to Swedish northern areas and to the coast of Ice Sea in North Norway. So the are places like Finmark and so on.


Genetically Same people are very different from Finnish population.


To keep semi domesticated reindeers heards is quite young. IT is 1000-1500 years ago when Sami people started to keep reindeers as semi domesticated animal. North American karibu has not accepted humans trials to domesticate.
In Siberia there are Mongolian people who keep tamed reindeers. The size of animals are bigger than in Scandinavia

 

[B+.]

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Interesting idea that Finman has been on Orkney Island. Probably not.

Its interesting that all these stories relate to the sea. I particularly like the story about the mermaids http://www.orkneyjar.com/folklore/finfolk/mermaid.htm Watch out all you single men!

 

[For want of a better word]

https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...mozilla-003&hsimp=yhs-003&hspart=mozilla&tt=b

OR simply google youtube denver the mermaid... not quite the version i sing but similar!

Yeghes da

 

[bingevader]

Stories.... What similarities have Santa and wise civil engineer?
Both are imagination persons...

WHAT!?
Well, maybe we can let the bit about civil engineers go.

 

[Dishmop]

Christ...he's bee watching Allo! Allo!


Did wonder if he'd fallen in a silo of honey.

 

[itma]

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Did wonder if he'd fallen in a silo of honey.

Either that or Nokia finally axed their troublesome prototype chatbot ...

 

[Finman]

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It is a great hit In Finland to tell civil engineer jokes. They are published by civil engineer themselves

You think that every happy thing happens when beekeeper make something stupid....get a life, a better hobby.

 

[pargyle]

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It is a great hit In Finland to tell civil engineer jokes. They are published by civil engineer themselves

You think that every happy thing happens when beekeeper make something stupid....get a life, a better hobby.

Just to make you feel at home .. a couple of Finnish jokes:

Q: How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Once a Finn has noticed that a light bulb is made of glass and has the shape of a bottle, he'll try to open it.


Q: No, seriously, how many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink enough vodka for the room to start spinning.

 

[Finman]

Either that or Nokia finally axed their troublesome prototype chatbot ...

Nokia is still the biggest company in Finland

 

[Finman]

Just to make you feel at home .. a couple of Finnish jokes:

Q: How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Once a Finn has noticed that a light bulb is made of glass and has the shape of a bottle, he'll try to open it.


Q: No, seriously, how many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink enough vodka for the room to start spinning.

Oh dear. .. How happy life can be
.why English coffins have drilled holes?
That worms can come out to vomit.

Röh röh röh
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