Confessions of a Hooker

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JCBrum

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I got this by email this morning,

Confessions of a hooker

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says ‘Darling, as this is such a special

occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years’.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and says, ‘My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?’

She said, ‘I don’t think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand….

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