JCBrum
Drone Bee
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2009
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- Location
- Birmingham UK
- Hive Type
- 14x12
- Number of Hives
- 8 ish
I got this by email this morning,
Confessions of a hooker
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says ‘Darling, as this is such a special
occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years’.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and says, ‘My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?’
She said, ‘I don’t think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand….
Confessions of a hooker
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says ‘Darling, as this is such a special
occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years’.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and says, ‘My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?’
She said, ‘I don’t think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand….
