We need to do a list

[BKF Admin]

The BBKA have put out a call for its members to register what specialist experience they have that could be of use to them,they have given ideas such as Lawyers and accountants.

Not to be outdone I think we also need a list of our members special skills.

So what can you our forum members bring to the table ?

I will start things off by saying I can play the spoons to the tune of "My old mans a dustbin" at parties and can fit 3 digestive biscuits in my mouth at the same time.

What are your special skills ?

 

[Yossarian]

Working in large offices surrounded by idiots is one of my core competences.

HTH

Yos

 

[victor meldrew]

Working in large offices surrounded by idiots is one of my core competences.

HTH

Yos

And fending off Woolie backs ?
John

 

[BKF Admin]

Victor I wish you would run a translation service for us,I have just had to google "Woolie back",us southerners are a little thick at times.

 

[Bcrazy]

Speak for yourself Admin as I am a suvenner what aint fick. I can fink if i want 2 and rite long words.
Is my skills any use 2 u?

fingy!

 

[Frisbee]

Well I for one am excellent at spotting knobs, hoo-rays, idiots, bigots and racists, I'm a good lead and follow in Modern Jive, can cook a mean 3 course dinner oh and can tell you how many days pregnant your cow is...........

Any use?

Frisbee

 

[Bcrazy]

Hi Frisbee

I don't av ny cows!
But the free corse grub sounds good.

Regards;

 

[grizzly]

knobs

My office is full of those.

 

[victor meldrew]

Victor I wish you would run a translation service for us,I have just had to google "Woolie back",us southerners are a little thick at times.

I've used a sprat to catch a mackerel .

I assumed that the user name Yossarian pertained to Yosser Huges,( he of "The boys from the black stuff".) a liverpool based black comedy!.
Liverpudlians refer to anyone outside the city limits as Woolie backs ,ie 'from the sticks'
John

 

[Bcrazy]

Hey Victor,

Your like me in some ways Full of useless information.

Regards;

 

[BKF Admin]

AH Yosser,yes I never clicked with the username.

Was it Bernard someone ?

 

[jon]

Yossarian

None of you ever read Catch 22?

 

[Jenxy]

Well, I am pretty handy with a paintbrush and roller... Can write a mean letter to MP's and officialdom if I feel passionate enough about the cause, have had a fair bit of success buying and selling at auctions and antique fairs.... and can render a Jehovahs Witness speechless at the front door within 5 minutes... tho I am not too sure there is much call for the latter ability. They seemed to have stopped calling

 

[David P]

nose all a bout spelling

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

[Jenxy]

That's special

 

[VEG]

Whats disturbing is i read it no problem

 

[Polyanwood]

i am now quite good at cleaning up cat sick and poo. A skill developed since our elderly cat has started leaving us presents.

 

[David P]

If you found it disturbing that you could read that VEG have a go at this one.

Siectnsits at Ofxrod hvae wroekd out taht you can sitll raed a snetncee no mttaer how its splet as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteers are in the rgiht palce. Tehy bleviee taht the bairn cmoepntasets for the eorrs.


David

 

[Bcrazy]

Blimey, I read that straight through with no problems.

So I must have a brain somewhere!

Regards;

 

[hedgerow pete]

as well as many things to list later i am also dyslexia, and that sounds like a wonder full recipe you have just posted david but where do i get the aardvark from to start with,


ha ha ha

as for skills ,
i am a hairy builder in the day time mainly big stuff schools hospitals big industrial units ect,
but at night at the allotment i change into this crazyed lunatic, i have special powers in turning bicycle wheels into wind dynamos, keeper of chickens and ducks, great veg grower but have had to start growing flowers to keep the boss happy, I belive i have birminghams only bee shed or bee engine as the educated say ?? i have built a green house out of pallet timbers great at building anything from scrap , and as i have already started on another link i love to plant things , it started with my dad showing us to collect acorns and then planting them in hedges and will end up this weekend with me and the family planting six kilos of sunflowers on a canel and spare allotments and several pieces of waste ground, and as for the trees 60 planted this winter with another 100 acorns out of the freezer last month and planted up for two years time