Warning.

[Dishmop]

Warning.

Playing music at high volume may annoy your neighbours.

Other ways to annoy them can be achieved by banging doors and screaming, or using angle grinders and sanders.

When they complain be careful that you don't answer in a sarcastic or humourous manner, they may take offence, which gives further reason for complaint.

These people, however, will still ask to borrow your mower and feel offended when you say "go away, you broke it last time".

Parking on "their" piece of public highway is also very effective.

 

[meetballuk]

if you make sure the last occupants were scum you can do no wrong. except for having a gender confused chicken that crows at 4 in the morning after 6months of silence

 

[pargyle]

Warning.

Playing music at high volume may annoy your neighbours.

Other ways to annoy them can be achieved by banging doors and screaming, or using angle grinders and sanders.

When they complain be careful that you don't answer in a sarcastic or humourous manner, they may take offence, which gives further reason for complaint.

These people, however, will still ask to borrow your mower and feel offended when you say "go away, you broke it last time".

Parking on "their" piece of public highway is also very effective.

Well ... you will just have to stop playing loud music, banging doors, screaming, using angle grinders and sanders .... you must tolerate sarcasm and stop parking in front of their house .... lend them your mower - no better still, give it to them and buy a new one ...

 

[Dishmop]

Well ... you will just have to stop playing loud music, banging doors, screaming, using angle grinders and sanders ...

What else am I suppose to do on a Sunday?

 

[madasafish]

What else am I suppose to do on a Sunday?

Go to Church and repent your sins - which may or may not be many but you don't need to itemise them for us unless they are interesting...

 

[pargyle]

What else am I suppose to do on a Sunday?

And you do it on a SUNDAY as welll... shame on you - you'll be telling us you grow 30' Leylandii hedges next !!!

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Go to Church and repent your sins - which may or may not be many but you don't need to itemise them for us unless they are interesting...

I'm willing to consider selling Indulgencies, if that might help.


Dusty

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I'm willing to consider selling Indulgencies, if that might help.


Dusty

He'll also sell you fragments of the true cross - which will double up nicely as crown board ventilation risers.

Got to find some way of paying for his mediterranean junkets!.

 

[Dishmop]

you'll be telling us you grow 30' Leylandii hedges next !!!

No..

I keep bees.

 

[MartinL]

What else am I suppose to do on a Sunday?

Bonfires mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[VEG]

What is the point of this thread?
Or is there no point?
confused. com

 

[pargyle]

What is the point of this thread?
Or is there no point?
confused. com

It's sort of pointless but a bit like modern art ... you either get it or you don't !

 

[VEG]

Isn't art whatever you can get away with.
I don't get art either lol


Craig

 

[Dishmop]

What is the point of this thread?
Or is there no point?
confused. com

Yes.
No topic.
Off topic.
Pointless.

Sorry you havent won the prize.

 

[Dishmop]

Bonfires mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not allowed matches..

 

[Dishmop]

Isn't art whatever you can get away with.
I don't get art either lol


Craig

Tracey Emin seems to get away with it..

 

[VEG]

That's ok then thought I had missed something


Craig

 

[Dishmop]

That's ok then thought I had missed something


Craig

Nah. Wasnt worth watching. We changed channel.

 

[Luminos]

Tracey Emin seems to get away with it..

And von Hagens

 

[Dishmop]

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