What did you do in the Apiary today?

[Sutty]

we went into a shop in Dinard to buy a baguette and a rotisserie chicken and I inadvertently asked for a spit roasted prostitute.

We're they able to supply one?

I remember as an early teenager on holiday in France with my parents my father trying to ask for washing up liquid in the local shop. They looked puzzled and then rooted under the counter until I corrected his French when they laughed at gave us some.
It turned out he had asked for something to wash his bladder - but they were getting him something!