Marshalling. I volunteered as a vaccinator and completed four on-line training modules and was assessed by my GP as competent to wield the syringe. However when I came to log on to Pinnacle as a vaccinator, a country-wide pharmacy site used for recording patients' details, type of vaccine etc, it wouldn't accept me because I took voluntary erasure from the Medical Register in 2013 and have been refused temporary re-registration by the GMC because more than six years has elapsed. Thus I don't have a GMC number.
My GP, a kindly soul, suggested that I become the clerk entering the details on Pinnacle (at the Health Centre vaccination sessions the vaccinator and the clerk work in pairs. It takes longer to enter the details on to the computer than to administer the jab). However I was too slow on the keyboard (very clunky system).
The net result is that SWMBO has become a clerk and I marshal the post-jab observation area, wiping down every seat as it is vacated.
Maybe it's all for the good. Many locals arriving for their jabs would have recognised me, syringe in hand, resulting in panic simulating the exodus of the Gadarine swine....