Hoppy, from your stories of yesteryear it appears that you hail from deepest darkest Surrey. Doesn't that make you a grokkel as well, or have you passed the residency test??
Agree about USP causing problems with shipping, but others have delays as well. Not just EU, but US as well. As for testing in and out of the country when travelling, a former colleague who used to weekly commute to Brussels has given that up due to the £140 a time costs for tests. As he cant work from home he's been in Brussels for last 7 weeks. Rather nice if everything is open, currently dull and boring