Spiralling out of control!

[MuswellMetro]

just throw it off the roof and if it hits anyone, it will be An Act of God and they can't sue you

 

[Fraise]

Advertise and run a competition to see who is fastest to run up the stairs, collect a frame and deliver it to the bottom.

The prize? A jar of Honey.

If you charge an entry fee then you could buy more beekeeping kit.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

pyo ?​

 

[RobUK]

Fire brigade?

 

[user 6228]

UMIST eng dept ... get them to invent something.

 

[itma]

Looks like another sleepless night ahead for Dusty - he posted his question at 1-30 AM this morning ...

 

[Putnamsmif]

Forgive me, but why do you have your hives on top of a cathedral?

 

[ichbinpaul]

Buy a Parachute, and take up a new sport!

 

[itma]

Forgive me, but why do you have your hives on top of a cathedral?

He likes Gothic hive stands.

 

[Erichalfbee]

Or have a quiet word with the builders and have them build a sneaky little extracting room up on the roof

I love it!
Then you could bring the honey down jar by jar

 

[cjhart2]

Originally Posted by jenkinsbrynmair

Or have a quiet word with the builders and have them build a sneaky little extracting room up on the roof

I love it!
Then you could bring the honey down jar by jar

Oh , we can do better than that . As the C of E now charge £18 for going around Westminster Abbey , how about , charging an entrance fee for people to go up to the roof as well , and as part of the entrance fee they get a free pot of Honey , that way you do not even have to bring the honey down , the punters do it for you .

 

[Chris Luck]

I find myself much, much poorer today!

I'll start emptying the van when it stops raining.

Chris

 

[Ely]

Box on knees and shuffle down on your arse toddler style. Other than that 'carefully' is all I can think of.

 

[madasafish]

Acquire a tray long enough to cover the lip of 3.5 steps.
Attach strong cord to one end.
Attach box securely to tray handles.
Hold cord tightly.
Let tray slide down steps in front of you.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

You wonderful, crazy people!

I get separated from the Forum for 24 hours and I come back to 50-odd posts!

Some sensible, some creative, some people clearly needing my psych. skills - and others bordering on the heretical.

Thanks a bunch, guys and gals. More than enough suggestions. I'll let you know what we decide. And try to get some photos.

I don't suppose a jar of honey for the winner, is a solution this time?

Dusty

 

[pargyle]

I don't suppose a jar of honey for the winner, is a solution this time?

Dusty

Dusty, you have the perfect marketing tool at your disposal now ...

Honey borne on Angel's wings ...

I'd get yourself down to the food department in Harvey Nicks a bit sharpish with a jar and a mocked up label !

http://www.harveynichols.com/factfinder/search/result/?q=honey

 

[BeeJayBee]

I'd get yourself down to the food department in Harvey Nicks a bit sharpish with a jar and a mocked up label !

http://www.harveynichols.com/factfinder/search/result/?q=honey

Wow! "British Summer Honey" at £6.95 for 227g (8oz-ish)

 

[Putnamsmif]

You wonderful, crazy people!

I get separated from the Forum for 24 hours and I come back to 50-odd posts!

Some sensible, some creative, some people clearly needing my psych. skills - and others bordering on the heretical.

Thanks a bunch, guys and gals. More than enough suggestions. I'll let you know what we decide. And try to get some photos.

I don't suppose a jar of honey for the winner, is a solution this time?

Dusty

Oh pictures, please let us have some pictures, I can't wait.

 

[pargyle]

Wow! "British Summer Honey" at £6.95 for 227g (8oz-ish)

Yes ... just think of the premium Dusty could command with honey from on high !

 

[itma]

... and others bordering on the heretical

Don't give in to The Temptation to just grab a super and jump from the parapet ...