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Drone Bee
Nov 30, 2008
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Cyprus and Greece
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both
of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “So, you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Bliksem! Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!