lost dog

[Lois]

Doug.




then me.........

what do you call a fly with no wings?

 

[Skyhook]

Doug.




then me.........

what do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk! And if you're going to be like that about it... whats brown and sticky?

 

[Drew]

A walk! And if you're going to be like that about it... whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

What do you call a blind stag?

 

[Lois]

A STICK!




what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

 

[Lois]

What do you call a blind stag?

No idea

 

[wilderness]

OMG. Good to see you lot letting off a bit of steam. Roll on Spring when we can all get outdoors and do something useful.

A horse went into a bar,
the barman said "why the long face?"

 

[Drew]

A stick!

What do you call a blind stag?

No idea

What do you call a blind stag laying down?

 

[Headnavigator]

What do you call a blind stag laying down?

Still no idea?

 

[MJBee]

Who wrote "The cliff tragedy"?

 

[For want of a better word]

why do bees hum ??

 

[For want of a better word]

Because they don't know the words.

 

[For want of a better word]

There is nothing like a sence of humour!!!

 

[Drew]

What do you call a blind stag laying down?

Still no idea?

OK - What about a castrated blind stag laying down?

 

[iball]

OK - What about a castrated blind stag laying down?

Are we past the watershed?

 

[Skyhook]

Who wrote "The cliff tragedy"?

Eileen Dover

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears?

 

[iball]

Eileen Dover

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.


How many beans make five?

 

[Skyhook]

Anything you want, he can't hear you.


How many beans make five?

Two beans and half a bean and a bean and a half and a bean. But that's just basic rural maths.

 

[Storm™]

What goes black and White, black and White, black and White, black and White owww bugger that hurt.


A nun falling down a cliff.

What is black and White and can't go through a revolving door?


A nun with a spear in her back.

 

[freethorpe bees]

What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

I'm hopeless at remembering jokes.....

What's green and hairy and goes up and down?

A gooseberry in a lift.

My favouritist one in all the world when I woz little...

 

[Vergilius]

What goes zzub zzub???


Ben P