lost dog

[Lois]

a bee flying backwards.

come on then

Originally Posted by Drew
OK - What about a castrated blind stag laying down?

I need to know the answer

 

[Drew]

a bee flying backwards.

come on then

Originally Posted by Drew
OK - What about a castrated blind stag laying down?

I need to know the answer

Following the trend of:
No idea
Still no idea
to my shame and blushes the answer is.....................





Still no F***ing idea!

Sorry IGMC

 

[Monsieur Abeille]

Why do elephants have big ears?

 

[iball]

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

What's grey and has a large trunk?

 

[Hombre]

Isn't it about that time of week that the Dandy and the Beano arrive at the newsagents to top up the fix of humour.

 

[Lois]

What's grey and has a large trunk?

A mouse going on holiday.


What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

 

[iball]

....What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

Crackling on the line.

Oh no, I can't think of one!!!