lost dog

[tonybloke]

I took the dog out earlier, the little blighter ran off, I spent 4hrs wandering round looking for him, but to no avail.
when I got home the Mrs said I didn't look hard enough,
so I've shaved my head & got some tattoo's and a pair of Doc Martens

 

[Drew]

This must be your coat!!

 

[Queens59]

Hope you find him...x

 

[oliver90owner]

I thought it was going to be a tragedy, until I read the last line!

RAB

 

[Tom Bick]

Glad you pointed that out rab I can now sleep tonight

 

[oliver90owner]

I thought Queens might be worrying!

RAB

 

[tonybloke]

Lol

 

[For want of a better word]

My dogs got no nose

 

[For want of a better word]

My dogs got no nose

How does he smell???

 

[For want of a better word]

awful



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[Vergilius]

Suppose we don't have the adult forum for this stuff anymore...

Ben P

 

[iball]

How does he smell???

He can't, he hasn't got a nose.

 

[hedgerow pete]

if we cant have an adult forum could we have an old joke area, we could call it the grave yard!!!!

some of these jokes are older than me!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a dog with no legs?

 

[iball]

if we cant have an adult forum could we have an old joke area, we could call it the grave yard!!!!

some of these jokes are older than me!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a dog with no legs?

Woodbine?


My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean last year.....

 

[Drew]

Woodbine?


My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean last year.....

Jamaica?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?

 

[iball]

Jamaica?

No She went of her own accord.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?

I don't know, What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?

 

[Drew]

I don't know, What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car?

Jack!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

 

[hedgerow pete]

bob.

i am loving this great clean fun for once and no back biting.

my turn.

whats black and white and red all over?

 

[iball]

bob.

i am loving this great clean fun for once and no back biting.

my turn.

whats black and white and red all over?

A penguin painting a letter box?

 

[Headnavigator]

bob.

i am loving this great clean fun for once and no back biting.

my turn.

whats black and white and red all over?

Me, me, pick me Sir, I know this one!
A Newspaper!


My turn:

What do you call a bloke with a spade in his head?