nope its called murphy's law of idiots,
if it fly's its peters bees, this also includes wasps, bumble bees. pigeons,
fly's, mosquitoes and elephants
in 20 calls 15 were for bumble bees and 4 were wasps, one was a swam
they all the get the same sort of questioning,
can you see them when they are flying, yes, bumble bees, no wasps and or bees
do you have a big furry rugby ball, yes, swam, no wasps
are they in the house or shed or building, yes, not interested, no on a tree or wall, yes interested
how high up are they, 2m or less, still interested 2m or above, not interested
are they in a chimney, yes, put phone down rapidly!!
unless I can walk up and collect them I don't do them.
charges, now this is where it gets extremely heated
charges
call out and collect bee swarm, £30 within a three mile radius, £50 will get me out to 10 miles, but the kettle had better be on when I land
false call out for wasps or bumble bees, £50
any thing else is also £50
I arrive and ask for cash, no cash straight away I get back in the car or on the bicycle and leave.
never advertise your number with the local council as everyone suggests as they deal with it in this manor
hello
hi I have bees/wasps/ flying things/elephants and two aardvarks in the house/flat/ shed
that's ok, they are a protected species, you are not allowed to touch them, and we at the council do not do any thing with these due to cut backs,
here , call this plonker called Pete, say its bees and he will do it for you for FREE
end of conversation and end of council liability's
some people go out of there way to collect swarms and as for me I am the opposite, why on earth do you want to keep swarmy bees??