why didnt my parsnips grow?

[Chrisfnvs]

Thought you might like to see some Parsnips that won The National vegetable Society`s Championships two years ago, grown by Gramme Watson, they were a variety called Pinnacle and were over 5 foot long, and before you ask i am assured they were very tasty to Chris

 

[Bee-Key-Pur]

Not enough ****!

What else can I say, plants seem to like it...