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[jenkinsbrynmair]

The reality is of course that the most dangerous item in a kitchen is likely to be chicken. Full of microbes etc.

http://tinyurl.com/a2f5hce

I'd say it's the wife

 

[MuswellMetro]

Trotter National Trading?

quite like the way the Findus web site is promoting "deep Fill Beef Lasagne"...filled with what! Findus Fine Fillies

 

[madasafish]

I now know why my rheumatoid arthritis is getting better. It's the bute in my Findus Lasagane... pity about the weight loss and kidney damage

(The FSA are a disgrace on this issue - the potential for unintended side effects of bute..:-(

 

[MuswellMetro]

I now know why my rheumatoid arthritis is getting better. It's the bute in my Findus Lasagane... pity about the weight loss and kidney damage

(The FSA are a disgrace on this issue - the potential for unintended side effects of bute..:-(

so that's why I am getting Fatter and ache more....I stopped eating Findus Frozen Filly Lasagne

 

[Dishmop]

I've stopped eating Lasagna. I've gone onto Spaghetti Bolognheys.

 

[Chrisfnvs]

I had some lasagna a couple of weeks ago, it gave me a sore throat which lasted for over a week, so i went to the doctor, he examined my throat and said not to worry to much its only a little horse

 

[madasafish]

 

[mbc]

How can you rofl when millenia of tradition is being scorned by offending Epona ?

 

[Chrisfnvs]

Although the shelves have been cleared of Horse lasagna (other Horse products are available) if you are quick you can still bag one on fleabay for the sum of £12.00 bargain

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Although the shelves have been cleared of Horse lasagna (other Horse products are available) if you are quick you can still bag one on fleabay for the sum of £12.00 bargain

Nay!

D

 

[Luminos]

I'd say it's the wife

Is she a bit of a nag, then

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

I'd say it's the wife

Is she a bit of a nag, then

Jenkinsbrynmair is having a right go at his dearly beloved at present.

He should think himself lucky. Mrs D and I were ecstatically happy for 20 years.

Then we met.

D.

 

[REDWOOD]

Nothing wrong with horse meat, I would be more concerned with all the other sh!t they put in it

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Jenkinsbrynmair is having a right go at his dearly beloved at present.
D.

yes, but I did ask her permission first

I remember the words of my old minister - the reverend Noel Davies - a man isn't complete until he's married - and the he's FINISHED !'

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Well the latest on the news tonight is that they've found horse meat in kebabs

Can you imagine the thought of biting into your kebab and finding, horror of horrors..................

MEAT!!

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[Luminos]

Reminds me of the time I was shopping in a UK food market and, in an attempt to avoid a persistent salesman on a butcher's stall, told him "no thank you, I don't eat meat".
To which he called out:
"Well 'ave some of our sausages, then - they don't 'ave no meat in them!"

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

"Well 'ave some of our sausages, then - they don't 'ave no meat in them!"

No, traditionally they are made of L.T.A (Lips, T!ts and Ar**holes)

 

[Black Comb]

More bad news
Wickes are now implicated as some of their flooring has laminate.

 

[mbc]

More bad news
Wickes are now implicated as some of their flooring has laminate.

 

[Luminos]

More bad news
Wickes are now implicated as some of their flooring has laminate.