Tesco Gold Cup

[Neils]

I blame imidacloprid. Sub lethal doses obviously caused confusion at the findus knackers yard and they mistook horses for cows. I know it's true because some royal in a bikini is headline news again diverting attention away from what's important.

Now where did I put my tinfoil hat, the black helicopters are coming.

 

[Dishmop]

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'


Cow says;
'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

 

[Black Comb]

For those who like to watch what they eat Channel 4 racing starts at 1.00 pm tomorrow.

 

[MuswellMetro]

Even the Milkman is at it, you cant even trust whats in the bottle

http://www.powerofhorsemilk.com/Ourproducts/Horsemilk.aspx

 

[VEG]

Maybe the horse milk is really cows milk ehh?

 

[MuswellMetro]

Maybe the horse milk is really cows milk ehh?

it is a night Mare, i'll only drink black coffee from now on

 

[Chrisfnvs]

You have to watch out for cheese now its even in that as well Mascar -pony

 

[Luminos]

For those who like to watch what they eat Channel 4 racing starts at 1.00 pm tomorrow.

 

[mbc]

Its probably down to a simple mistake when someone read "for best results, must ang meat for three weeks"

 

[madasafish]

For those who enjoy pain, being whipped by a young filly is wonderful (so I am told).

Eating horse meat comes ...............................................................a poor second.

 

[Luminos]

I blame imidacloprid. Sub lethal doses obviously caused confusion at the findus knackers yard and they mistook horses for cows. I know it's true because some royal in a bikini is headline news again diverting attention away from what's important.

Now where did I put my tinfoil hat, the black helicopters are coming.

The correct term, I believe, is Imida-clip-clop-rid

 

[beebopalula]

'What's for dinner?' I asked Mrs beebop.
'Lasagna' she replied
'Oh no that's pony' said I
'No, it's Tesco's Finest' said She
'That will be racehorse then'

 

[mbc]

What do you call a shaved horse?






Piebald

 

[Black Comb]

Latest news is that following the discovery of the remains of Richard 3rd under a car park in Leicester, they are now digging up the Tesco car park to try and find his horse.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

You've heard the term 'I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse' - well tescos saw the business opportunity and went for it

 

[onymee]

will cottage pie have to be renamed stable pie?

 

[Chrisfnvs]

Food Alert, Tesco `s chocolate puddings has been found to contain 100% MOOSE, i`ll get my coat

 

[MuswellMetro]

Food Alert, Tesco `s chocolate puddings has been found to contain 100% MOOSE, i`ll get my coat

I assume your coat is a Donkey Jacket

 

[Chrisfnvs]

I assume your coat is a Donkey Jacket

Eeyore, Eeyore-ways says that

 

[REDWOOD]

I was in the apiary yesterday and saw a horse hiding behind a fence, I asked him why are you hiding, and he said in "case they Findus"