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a contact of mine in the Met. police called me this afternoon, apparently a bit of a crisis in London, Chris Ronshaw has gone missing - it transpires that, not only is he devastated at England's drubbing at his hands yesterday but the silly arse went and bet every penny he had on England thrashing Wales, they think he may also have borrowed money from dubious sources to maximise his return, last time he was seen he was muttering about trying to get some petrol, dousing himself in it before setting himself alight and throwing himself off Tower Bridge.
To be honest, I feel really sorry for him - not his fault he was born English was it? So in the spirit of good sportsmanship and being magnanimous in victory I've decided we should help him out and have thus organised a whip-round, so please give generously....................................................................
So far I've managed to collect ten gallons of unleaded and a few cans of lighter fluid
To be honest, I feel really sorry for him - not his fault he was born English was it? So in the spirit of good sportsmanship and being magnanimous in victory I've decided we should help him out and have thus organised a whip-round, so please give generously....................................................................
So far I've managed to collect ten gallons of unleaded and a few cans of lighter fluid