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steve1958 

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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a

stay of execution.


His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he

was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the

door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be

getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not

reheating it'. And on and on and on.


Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he

poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in

the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he

dragged himself up the stairs.


While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was

told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay

of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.


Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to

go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her

husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.


'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.


He whirled around and screamed,

'FOR GOODNESS SAKE WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
 

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