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A husband came home one day with a monkey to satisfy his wife's craving for sex.
She said that she had never shagged a monkey before and what an ugly face it had.
Not a problem said the husband and promptly put a bag over the monkey's head.
He discretely left the room and his wife got down to business with the monkey.
After about ten minutes and while reading his newspaper he hears this commotion from the bedroom, so he listens carefully.
His wife is screaming to him, get it off, get it off.
Thinking that she was in danger he dashed into the bedroom, grabbed the monkey and threw it into the corner.
No, No, screamed the wife, not the bloody monkey, the bag, the bag . . . I want to kiss the monkey.

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