Covid-19

[Hachi]

Everyone still going to BeeTradex then?

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Everyone still going to BeeTradex then?

Yep - I've packed a couple dozen rolls of sh!t tickets just in case

 

[Millet]

Indeed, exactly what I used.
Still undissolved lumps.
Although I'm sure it is effective even with the lumps.

Will this alcohol wash kill this virus on our pinkies.

 

[Angry_Mob]

Happened across this link, startling reading as well. https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

He reckons Hubei’s fatality rate was 4.8% percent and it was in lockdown when the number of cases we saw two days ago in countries like the US, Spain, France, Iran, Germany, Japan, Netherlands, Denmark, Sweden or Switzerland.

 

[madasafish]

I produced a forecast a week ago:


"I did some numerical analysis assuming transmission cases increase as at present:

End of week forecast total infected.. this week 696
next week 4,200
Next +1 week 25,000

And assuming nothing changes - which it will not unless quarantine of London starts -
by mid May we will see 5.5million +/- 1 million..

Why we are letting 17 planes land from Italy and not testing passengers beats me... unless the numbers of infections brought in that way will make no difference.

My forecast says they will make no difference...except spread it a little more widely..."

https://clubjazz.org/forum/index.php?topic=11908.15



We should be social distancing now...

 

[madasafish]

I produced a forecast a week ago:


"I did some numerical analysis assuming transmission cases increase as at present:

End of week forecast total infected.. this week 696
next week 4,200
Next +1 week 25,000

And assuming nothing changes - which it will not unless quarantine of London starts -
by mid May we will see 5.5million +/- 1 million..

Why we are letting 17 planes land from Italy and not testing passengers beats me... unless the numbers of infections brought in that way will make no difference.

My forecast says they will make no difference...except spread it a little more widely..."

https://clubjazz.org/forum/index.php?topic=11908.15

Note as at last night we had 590 cases so my forecast for today of 696 looks low.
Basically the calculation is multiply the last week's figure by 6 to get the next one.. It's an exponential curve

We should be social distancing now...

The NHS will not be saving people but deciding whom to leave to die due to the numbers..

 

[Beefriendly]

Will this alcohol wash kill this virus on our pinkies.

Yes it will, despite a lot of misinformation out their.

 

[theeggman]

I heard a retired expert on the radio who said we have cases doubling every 4 days and he is correct so far.
On that expansion we will have on 02/05/29 4833,280 cases and at 1% death rate there would be 48,332 dead. These firgures are based on a number of 590 cases yesterday.
Rolling on to 1st. July we are looking at 158376919040 cases and 1583769190 dead. It's a pity we've trusted Boris with keys

 

[mbc]

I heard a retired expert on the radio who said we have cases doubling every 4 days and he is correct so far.
On that expansion we will have on 02/05/29 4833,280 cases and at 1% death rate there would be 48,332 dead. These firgures are based on a number of 590 cases yesterday.
Rolling on to 1st. July we are looking at 158376919040 cases and 1583769190 dead. It's a pity we've trusted Boris with keys

You do know that as of 2019 there's only 66,800,000 ish people in the UK?

 

[madasafish]

You do know that as of 2019 there's only 66,800,000 ish people in the UK?

Maybe Boris thinks we have the odd 100 million illegal immigrants - one may be behind his sofa...

 

[For want of a better word]

I heard a retired expert on the radio who said we have cases doubling every 4 days and he is correct so far.
On that expansion we will have on 02/05/29 4833,280 cases and at 1% death rate there would be 48,332 dead. These firgures are based on a number of 590 cases yesterday.
Rolling on to 1st. July we are looking at 158376919040 cases and 1583769190 dead. It's a pity we've trusted Boris with keys

6 hundred thousands deaths.... conspiracy theory says that if most of these poor souls are of pensionable age, and have underlying health problems... both of which cost this country £billion per year...

Will solve Burberling Boris the problem of an underfunded NHS and the burden of debt caused by fund stripping of the pensions scheme.
Probably free up a lot of housing and reduce traffic on our overcrowded roads.

BUT... one can not accuse this lot of the blue rinsed privileged few of spreading doom and gloom!!

Chons da

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Meanwhile........ someone on ebay is making a small fortune



..........selling tinfoil helmets

 

[enrico]

Yes but if all us oldies die just think how many people will go out of business. Cruise ships, stately homes, denture suppliers, hearing aid companies, tenna pad suppliers.. There will be another baby boom though cos everyone is locked up together
E

 

[Millet]

Toilet roll sellers will be making a killing though..a £6 pack of rolls in this neck of the woods has gone up to over £9..

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Toilet roll sellers will be making a killing though..a £6 pack of rolls in this neck of the woods has gone up to over £9..

No ****!!?

You do know that as of 2019 there's only 66,800,000 ish people in the UK?

Oh no! we're all going to die!!!!!!!!



......some of us twice!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mike99]

6 pages of comments from one post. Pretty good going.

 

[For want of a better word]

No ****!!?



Oh no! we're all going to die!!!!!!!!



......some of us twice!!!!!!!!!!

If you do and I survive...
can I have all your under entrance floors?

Yeghes da

 

[Angry_Mob]

Yes but if all us oldies die just think how many people will go out of business. Cruise ships, stately homes, denture suppliers, hearing aid companies, tenna pad suppliers.. There will be another baby boom though cos everyone is locked up together
E

Honey prices might go up as less supply due to the number of older beekeepers.

Divorces will probably rocket too and undertakers will be busier than normal.

 

[For want of a better word]

Honey prices might go up as less supply due to the number of older beekeepers.

Divorces will probably rocket too and undertakers will be busier than normal.

well somebody was about to post this eventually.... the Yanks probably won't get it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Well, I'm fully prepared for the tradex tomorrow.
I'm wearing a pair of SWMBO's Saturday night undercrackers over me face

Nothing has ever got past those