Bee awful jokes/ The EKE January 2012

[andycadman]

From The EKE January 2012

 

[Andy Duff]

This was probably funny before it was translated from Polish to English

 

[Andy Duff]

My favourite joke-

Why do ?????s stink?
So blind people can hate them as well.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I think we've stumbled accross Dr S's secret joke repository!

 

[Queens59]

Where does the Eke come from??? I want one!!

 

[andycadman]

Not sure where it came from, but there is a contact E-Mail address near the top the first page.

Here is an example of a joke from another past issue:

A man is driving down a country road when he sees a beekeeper standing in the middle of a giant field of
oilseed rape. He pulls over to the side of the road and notices that the beekeeper is just standing there –
doing nothing, saying nothing. The driver gets out of his car, walks up to the beekeeper and asks him,
“Excuse me mister but what are you doing?” The beekeeper replies, “I am trying to win a Nobel Prize!”
“How?” asks the driver, puzzled?
“Well, I heard that they give the Nobel prize to people who are outstanding in their field!”

 

[Luminos]

With those jokes, you could start up a business in bee-keeping Christmas crackers