worrywort
New Bee
Paddy comes home from work and finds his wife upset.
"whats wrong Mary?"
"I think I'm pregnant, I went to the doctors and He wants Me to give Him a sample"
"What's a sample?" says Paddy.
"Idon't know, I'll go and ask Mrs Murphy over the road"
Ten minutes later, Mary comes back with two black eyes and a broken nose.
"What the fok happened to You?" said paddy.
Mary replied "I asked Mrs Murphy what a sample was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told Her to **** in a hat and the fight was on"
"whats wrong Mary?"
"I think I'm pregnant, I went to the doctors and He wants Me to give Him a sample"
"What's a sample?" says Paddy.
"Idon't know, I'll go and ask Mrs Murphy over the road"
Ten minutes later, Mary comes back with two black eyes and a broken nose.
"What the fok happened to You?" said paddy.
Mary replied "I asked Mrs Murphy what a sample was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told Her to **** in a hat and the fight was on"
