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worrywort 

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Paddy comes home from work and finds his wife upset.

"whats wrong Mary?"

"I think I'm pregnant, I went to the doctors and He wants Me to give Him a sample"

"What's a sample?" says Paddy.

"Idon't know, I'll go and ask Mrs Murphy over the road"

Ten minutes later, Mary comes back with two black eyes and a broken nose.

"What the fok happened to You?" said paddy.

Mary replied "I asked Mrs Murphy what a sample was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told Her to shit in a hat and the fight was on"
 

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