Santa's list

[Mike a]

8-10 virgins so I can take them to a secluded area and get them mated.

 

[Pete D]

8-10 virgins so I can take them to a secluded area and get them mated.

A decent weather pattern for next year to give us beginners a chance of experiencing beekeeping 'in a normal year'

 

[Ely]

A sex crazed busty brunnette...holding a smoker

 

[stephenpug]

A sex crazed busty brunnette...holding a smoker

 

[SixFooter]

A decent weather pattern for next year to give us beginners a chance of experiencing beekeeping 'in a normal year'

Ever since I started, at least some of the the old beeks have said that this year is the worst year they could remember.

 

[beeno]

A kit for making my own mead! That will make a happy christmas in 2014.

 

[DanBee]

I want Santa to bring tidings of comfort and joy, forgiveness, kindness and generosity, to everyone who contributes to the "pesticides,enviromental and political issues" sub-forum.

And there will be peace on earth and in the Forum.

Dusty

But do remember: if you don't get the presents you asked for, it's because of the neonicotinoids...

 

[Rosti]

.... an overdraft extension on the claimed payback period from honey sales for the christmas presents I have had in previous years?

 

[REDWOOD]

A kit for making my own mead! That will make a happy christmas in 2014.

Cheap as chips beeno, 5ltr bottle of spring water from T**co's £1, one lemon 25p, rubber stopper £1.25, air lock £1.99, yeast £1,

 

[beeno]

Cheap as chips beeno, 5ltr bottle of spring water from T**co's £1, one lemon 25p, rubber stopper £1.25, air lock £1.99, yeast £1,

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Not all christmas presents have to be expensive. Where do I source gallon bottle, rubber stopper and air lock? You can tell I get my own? I do have the small problem of lacking in honey this year, but it's always next year. The talk we had suggested quality of honey not important? What does yours taste like - mead that is?

 

[richardbees]

The spoon that Cheryl's just dipped in a jar of honey.....

 

[REDWOOD]

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Not all christmas presents have to be expensive. Where do I source gallon bottle, rubber stopper and air lock? You can tell I get my own? I do have the small problem of lacking in honey this year, but it's always next year. The talk we had suggested quality of honey not important? What does yours taste like - mead that is?

you can get the 5ltr bottle of spring water from tesc@'s which you can use for brewing the mead all you need to do is drill a hole in the cap and insert a rubber stopper so that your air lock can fit into it, use the spring water to make the mead, you can buy special bottle for this but they can cost around £7.00 unless you get them from a car boot sale. Google home brew suppliers in your area or Wilkinson do some bits and bobs
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/search?q=wine&pdxttype=Brewing+Equipment

 

[beeno]

you can get the 5ltr bottle of spring water from tesc@'s which you can use for brewing the mead all you need to do is drill a hole in the cap and insert a rubber stopper so that your air lock can fit into it, use the spring water to make the mead, you can buy special bottle for this but they can cost around £7.00 unless you get them from a car boot sale. Google home brew suppliers in your area or Wilkinson do some bits and bobs
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/search?q=wine&pdxttype=Brewing+Equipment

Many thanks Redwood. Something new to try next year assuming I have some honey!

 

[parkranger]

Just ordered a budget hive from Th***es for my Christmas present. Now I just have to tell me wife what she has bought me!

 

[REDWOOD]

My wife and daughter are chipping together to buy me a new bee suit, the Eb@y one has finally given up

 

[theboynelson]

I'm getting some oxalic acid from my other half, and who said that romance is dead?

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I'm getting some oxalic acid from my other half, and who said that romance is dead?

As long as it's not in your tea, at least romance still has a pulse!

 

[blackcavebees]

I'm getting some oxalic acid from my other half, and who said that romance is dead?

She's good to you!

 

[blackcavebees]

Langstroth poly hive and 2 supers, go Santa!