lucky John

[madasafish]

I thought that was Buy One Get One Free. What's offensive about t*at

Well it could be read by those who live in a different but parallel universe and never shop as B###er Off..

 

[Heather]

Mind you. My mother was really p.....d off when my 4 yr old told her to BOGOF.

 

[davethegas]

.....John could'nt care less about Political correctness at the minute, other things to worry about. They've just delivered the car...its an Austin Allegro! (No doubt there'll be a problem with saying that to someone.) Lol. Dtg.

 

[For want of a better word]

Beige 2 door estate?

 

[Heather]

Mind you, how sad am I- had my MX5 from new- S reg and only 16000 on the clock- too long in garden - not getting out enough.....

 

[davethegas]

Er....yes I believe so unfortunately. Brown velour seats too.

 

[davethegas]

I'm as bad, bought a Ford Asbo 6 months ago, only done 300 miles, it's under a cover on the drive 6 days a week.

 

[VEG]

We had the same problem on here a while back when a member was told to BOGOF and the post got reported.

Yeah I remember that well as it was me that posted it lol now that was really funny

 

[hedgerow pete]

I quite like the jokes my self. Alison the wife gets a magazine called " thats life" general chit chat stuff for ladies and they have a section called rude jokes which for an unrestricted magazine are very close the nail most times.

I quite like an adult joke when its new or funny, the old ones are just a mere groan, one of the funniest ones i have heard of late is because i am working at Milton Keynes and just finishing off a jobcentre plus/ benifits office and this came from one of the staff!!

Mr Cameron has just announced today a way of removing 75% of the costs to the DWP in regaurds of all benifits and a way of removing most of the fraudulant claims. From now on all forms are to be printed in English only!

 

[MJBee]

HP in the same vein:-
The best way to get to the front of the queue in DWP/accident and emergency etc is to wear a jacket with UK BORDER AGENCY flashes on both sleeves. 90% of those waiting cover their faces and rush out.

 

[trapperman]

two muslim women in a shop trying on clothes, one turns to the other and says does my bomb look big in this.

 

[davethegas]

Blimey Trappers, I thought I was risking the wrath, but you gotta smile at that one.

 

[trapperman]

just thought i would see how far to push borders, but as has been said it is the adult section.

 

[davethegas]

No doubt the "Political Correctness" police will let you know shortly. Lol . Dtg

 

[trapperman]

to true it seems these days you can say what you want about english, scots, welsh, irish, christians, catholic etc but you dare to even smirk at our eastern cousins and all hell breaks loose .

 

[davethegas]

Be funny if a couple of Muslims were having the same conversation about us.

 

[victor meldrew]

What do you call a muslim with a side of bacon on his head ?
Answer Hamed
His mate with two on his head is know as moh***d .

John Wilkinson

 

[For want of a better word]

Total disaster last night
Took some VIAGRA and it got stuck in my throat.........
Been walking around with a stiff neck all day!

 

[victor meldrew]

Very probably they are .
I have relations in Turkey who have a rare sense of humour but then again most City dwellers are fairly tolerant

John Wilkinson

 

[Hivemaker.]

Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?


A. When aiming.