lucky John

[trapperman]

Lol

 

[Hivemaker.]

Q. What do you call a bus with 2 muslims falling off a cliff?


A. A waste, you could have fit at least 50 in the bus!

 

[trapperman]

A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.

 

[davethegas]

Thank God (or whatever you perceive him or her to be, ho-ho) , that JW & HM come along to tone things down a bit .

 

[trapperman]

Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.

 

[trapperman]

Q: What is a bigot?
A: Any one who criticizes Muslims.

 

[Hivemaker.]

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

 

[trapperman]

I think we are all going to have to spend some time on the naughty step, 5mins for me 10mins for hivemaker as he`s the ring leader.

 

[Hivemaker.]

When I born,
I Black,
When I grow up,
I Black,
When I go in Sun,
I Black,
When I scared,
I Black,
When I sick,
I Black,
And when I die,
I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling ME Colored ??

 

[Heather]

Hivemaker- you have nearly recovered your reputation with that - but it got scary .....you were tipping over the edge earlier...

 

[Hivemaker.]

That sounds about right for me Heather....i spend a lot of my time living right on the edge,hope i don't fall...lol..

 

[davethegas]

What colour is a belch? ....Burple ! There you go, how's that?

 

[MJBee]

A German a Frenchman and an Arab were quests on a chat show, the question put to them was

"Making love - work or pleasure"

The German - Work definately we are a working nation.

The Frenchman - Are amour, pleasure tout jours pleasure.

The Arab - As an unmarried muslim I have no experience of this but I have to say it must be pleasure - because if it was work I would get a Pakistani to do it.

 

[davethegas]

How many suicide bombers can you fit in a mini? 2 foiled in the front, 2 foiled in the back, and a detonation in the ashtray.

 

[davethegas]

I'll always remember the last thing my Dad said to me just before he died......"Bloody Hell, a bus !"

 

[victor meldrew]

What colour is a belch? ....Burple ! There you go, how's that?

Now we know from whence cometh thy NIC!

John Wilkinson

 

[Vergilius]

Guys,

Come on. This is unnacceptable! Racism is a crime and crime is for immigrants!

Ben P