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The Poot

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jenkinsbrynmair

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jenkinsbrynmair

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Oct 24, 2023

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Goran

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Oct 26, 2023

#968

Mother to her kid.. When You will learn how to wear underpants.. yellow goes in front, brown goes on back.. It is some very old joke and probably you all know it, but it comes on my mind now..

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Newbeeneil

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Nov 14, 2023

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Nov 14, 2023

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I updated it to 'you bought more whisky, didn't you' and sent to my partner. He didn't find it as funny as I did.

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Nov 18, 2023

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jenkinsbrynmair

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Nov 23, 2023

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Goran

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Nov 23, 2023

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Allegedly one car mechanic has on his repair shop written: " cars with sign of cat, p.ssy or xmass tree I do not repair".. I don't know what is the reason but found it funny..

Wilco

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Nov 24, 2023

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Goran said:
Allegedly one car mechanic has on his repair shop written: " cars with sign of cat, p.ssy or xmass tree I do not repair".. I don't know what is the reason but found it funny..

Best I can guess is Peugeot, Renault and Citroën if you'll forgive the vulgarity of one of those. If so, must be a reference to some inimitable French workmanship.