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[newportbuzz]

Newportbuzz, Be kind to moths......remove all your windows and just turn your heating up full blast to keep warm...

ok done but how do i stop the moths killing themselves with reckless abandon on the bulb. also my girlfreind is compailning about the cold.
however the bats are my real problem as they swoop in and out of my sitting room one shat in my cup of cofee.

 

[Hivemaker.]

ok done but how do i stop the moths killing themselves with reckless abandon on the bulb. also my girlfreind is compailning about the cold.
however the bats are my real problem as they swoop in and out of my sitting room one shat in my cup of cofee.

Turn yer lights off....save the moths....get girlfriend into bed,keep her warm....turn your cup upside down to avoid batshit.

 

[Moggs]

I ate a bulb once. It could have been a daffodil. Put me in hospital, which was a worry - until they told me that I'd be out in the spring....

 

[newportbuzz]

Turn yer lights off....save the moths....get girlfriend into bed,keep her warm....turn your cup upside down to avoid batshit.

my coffee fell out

 

[Hivemaker.]

my coffee fell out

Thats gravity for you.....try standing on yer head.

 

[keithgrimes]

A bolt, a brick, a bar, a cup, invariably falls down, not up. The effects of gravity can be grave

 

[newportbuzz]

Thats gravity for you.....try standing on yer head.

should i do that after i turn the lights off and before i take my girlfreind to be to warm her up or have i got that wrong. im glad these bats can see in the dark cos they are flying awfull close to me. never been hit by a bat before does anyone have any tips on how to reduce the swelling from such a collison

 

[Hivemaker.]

does anyone have any tips on how to reduce the swelling from such a collison
Get rid of the girlfriend....

 

[newportbuzz]

does anyone have any tips on how to reduce the swelling from such a collison
Get rid of the girlfriend....

not the colision with the girlfreind i have another forum for that
i ment the colision with the bat if one manages to hit me.

 

[MuswellMetro]

also my girlfreind is compailning about the cold.

i am sure you could find a way of making her warm

 

[madasafish]

i am sure you could find a way of making her warm

Are you syre you did not mean swarm?

 

[drstitson]

is there a course anywhere for me to go on?

 

[roche]

Yes, but it is run by a voluntary organisation that gets a revenue stream from the darkness manufacturers, and is thus ethically challenged.

 

[madasafish]

Yes, but it is run by a voluntary organisation that gets a revenue stream from the darkness manufacturers, and is thus ethically challenged.

Perhaps it is time they saw the light : new bulbs?

 

[thedeaddiplomat]

Isn't it time someone told us how superior this forum is to another (unmentionable) lightbulb (or light bulb) forum?

 

[Tom Bick]

The light never shines on the other side its always in the dark

 

[victor meldrew]

Isn't it time someone told us how superior this forum is to another (unmentionable) lightbulb (or light bulb) forum?

The smarter amongst us view both the light and the dark side , we all need checks and balances ( You too can be smart )shed your tunnel vision, it's a big big world out there !!!.

John Wilkinson

 

[Rosti]

The smarter amongst us view both the light and the dark side , we all need checks and balances ( You too can be smart )shed your tunnel vision, it's a big big world out there !!!.

John Wilkinson

I cant do that John, my photocromic screen protector simply can't change fast enough to accomodate both forums

 

[victor meldrew]

I cant do that John, my photocromic screen protector simply can't change fast enough to accomodate both forums

Thus spaketh the nerd

John Wilkinson

 

[roche]

Theres no dark side of the bulb really - matter of fact it's all dark...