Evolution

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Excuse me while I go and worship that strange being growing out of the block of cheese in the fridge. I couldn't possible know how to live without it.

getting progressively more offensive - bit like the child who thinks he can impress and irritate by continually soiling himself

 

[theboynelson]

Excuse me while I go and worship that strange being growing out of the block of cheese in the fridge. I couldn't possible know how to live without it.

How can I argue with such incisive thought. Why don't you just invoke Godwin's law and be done with it.

I, in turn, will just have to remember not to feed the troll.

 

[Ely]

I was quite drunk all day yesterday. I apologise

 

[victor meldrew]

I was quite drunk all day yesterday. I apologise

Contrition!
See! You are a good lad after all !
If not religiously so.
VM

 

[Ely]

Contrition!
See! You are a good lad after all !
If not religiously so.
VM

Strictly shandy from now on

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I was quite drunk all day yesterday. I apologise

That's alright - I wisely didn't go to the club yesterday afternoon to watch the match! otherwise I might have been in a bit of a state (I know the all blacks are a fantastic team - so why do they have to cheat all the time?- and their honey tastes SH!T)

 

[mbc]

I have a sore head today after unwisely drowning my sorrows last night

How is it that the all blacks seem to have invisibility cloaks so that officials just dont see them cheat ?

 

[REDWOOD]

Strictly shandy from now on

Until the next time

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I find I can slow down my beer intake by having a swift tot of rum between pints.

 

[mbc]

I find I can slow down my beer intake by having a swift tot of rum between pints.

cunning !

 

[Ely]

Hair of the dog anyone? To be honest, I could murder a pint of real ale. Woodfordes Wherry mmm

 

[Anduril]

Hair of the dog anyone? To be honest, I could murder a pint of real ale. Woodfordes Wherry mmm

Keep it bee themed such as bee sting beer or golden bee beer

 

[Ely]

Just as long as it gets me buzzin'......

 

[Norton]

(You asked for it!) Why not try Buckfast.

 

[Chrisfnvs]

(You asked for it!) Why not try Buckfast.

Brewed by Monks for Drunks

 

[richardbees]

there's a bee in Bells "tak a dram afore ye go"

 

[Skyhook]

I have always liked David Attenborough, I just hope what story he tells is backed up with scientific evidence

To be brief- more than you can shake a stick at. Do some reading, its all there. You're forgetting the bits that were posted on this thread. Read them, follow links, be amazed.

 

[Anduril]

We are all wrong control alt delete. Unless God has written a computer program to see what we will turn into or perhaps Charles Darwin writes computer programs.
Type in Professor Rich Terrell Are we a computer simulation.

 

[For want of a better word]

(You asked for it!) Why not try Buckfast.

I value my liver too much !

BUT at least that is still brewed up at the Abbey...............

 

[tonybloke]

in the spirit of this thread
http://www.beekeepingforum.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=7641&stc=1&d=1355341288