BBKA News - Fiction Section

[Hivemaker.]

"We would be left without nothing". Double negative. So you would have something then. I don't get it.

Storm,i think you will find it perfectly easy to understand if you read a little from the link below...it's simple really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

 

[newportbuzz]

Storm,i think you will find it perfectly easy to understand if you read a little from the link below...it's simple really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

ow my head. what did you do that for. i feel like the plank in planks constant. what is a quantum thingy anyway.

 

[Storm™]

Storm,i think you will find it perfectly easy to understand if you read a little from the link below...it's simple really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

Excellent advice. So far the bees I haven't got, have escaped and stung to death or not, my Schrödinger's cat. But it does not matter because he is dead and she is also alive whilst being stung by my pet elephant. Easy apart from where does the monkey dildo go?

 

[Andy Duff]

Excellent advice. So far the bees I haven't got, have escaped and stung to death or not, my Schrödinger's cat. But it does not matter because he is dead and she is also alive whilst being stung by my pet elephant. Easy apart from where does the monkey dildo go?

and if the equation does not make sense.........................
dream up something, give it a pseudo scientific name like
Dark matter oooooooooooooooooooooooo
or pixie dust

 

[BeeMoustashe]

or Intelligent Design? (Tin hat time?)

 

[Storm™]

or Intelligent Design? (Tin hat time?)

Will you're tin hat protect you from pity?

 

[newportbuzz]

Will you're tin hat protect you from pity?

or the lightning bolt from the god who did all this but didnt get their PR right.

 

[Rosti]

Sir, you besmurch the good name of Pixie Dust (TM) * by mentioning it in the same breath as intelligent design. How very dare you!

* World wide patents pending

 

[Storm™]

Sir, you besmurch the good name of Pixie Dust (TM) * by mentioning it in the same breath as intelligent design. How very dare you!

* World wide patents pending

Hem. Something else that got nicked off the pagans.

 

[jakethedog]

Yet another thread which I can't understand -it's a bit like reading an article by Ivor Clayton.

 

[Skyhook]

Yet another thread which I can't understand -it's a bit like reading an article by Ivor Clayton.

Or Ivor Cutler

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[Firefly]

Returning briefly to the original topic of this thread (eccentric, I know; forgive me )...

The most readable article in BBKA News is a very complimentary review of "Beekeeping - A Novices Guide" by David Wootton. This is the second edition, which is claimed to be an improvement of the first, taking into account criticism by experienced beekeepers.

I have not seen this book referred to on this forum. If it's as good as the glowing review says it is, that's a surprise

Anyone read it?

The bits of BBKA News that made me smile most were

• the assertion that Apimondia 2011 was a bit like the BBKA Spring Convention - er, except that it was in Buenos Aires!!
• The reference in one of the articles to bees being so dense in a hive that they are "literally shoulder-to-shoulder"

 

[DanBee]

Yet another thread which I can't understand -it's a bit like reading an article by Ivor Clayton.

I think you mean Ivor Theory...?

 

[jakethedog]

I think you mean Ivor Theory...?

THATS the guy, an avid beekeeper with many pen names!