3 Word Story

[lazybee]

Baggy under pants

 

[Heather]

to avoid any

 

[mark s]

sticky situations developing

 

[darrenperrett]

on long journeys

 

[stubee]

in his bright

 

[PaleoPerson]

Red latex thong

 

[Heather]

which became rather

 

[darrenperrett]

whiffy while cycling

 

[plumber]

but cut circulation

 

[Heather]

causing his toes

 

[Black Comb]

to curl and

 

[stubee]

turn green with

 

[Widdershins]

festering, fiendish fungus

 

[mark s]

otherwise known as

 

[Black Comb]

acute tinea pedis

 

[Heather]

or athletes foot,

 

[mark s]

caused by filthy

 

[Widdershins]

people who run

 

[victor meldrew]

in old sneakers

 

[Black Comb]

and never change