3 Word Story

[Heather]

and then licked

 

[beedons]

a patient's falseteeth

 

[Heather]

to remove the

 

[beedons]

spinach before the

 

[mark s]

snogging began to

 

[Rosti]

remind him of

 

[MrB]

unblocking a drain

 

[darrenperrett]

with his toothbrush

 

[Heather]

which had already

 

[darrenperrett]

been used to

 

[jezd]

tickle a mouse

 

[tazbee]

Under his chin

 

[darrenperrett]

while skateboarding down

 

[ribblesbees]

the grandfather clock.

 

[darrenperrett]

Later that evening

 

[mark s]

radio five live

 

[Heather]

interviewed Gordon Brown

 

[tazbee]

About mice and

 

[victor meldrew]

And Cheesy smiles

 

[mark s]

on floor tiles