So, the real question is . . .
"Has anyone got a favourite soap recipe and method described on Google that is suitable for a novice soap-star with no kit, to save the expense of a book which might or not prove to be suitable?
I'm sure that there are people out there that make soap, do you have a link to share with Andy?
Here is one, but I don't make soap. Lye is caustic soda, not washing soda; heed the warnings well.