jimbeekeeper
Queen Bee
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2008
- Messages
- 2,461
- Reaction score
- 8
- Location
- East Yorkshire
- Hive Type
- National
- Number of Hives
- 1
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!
Time was, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full time job to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarassing, the way it would behave,
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!
Time was, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full time job to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarassing, the way it would behave,
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.
