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A taxi driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
The driver replies “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. First you have to be single and you must be Catholic!”
The driver is very excited and says, “Yes I’m single and Catholic.”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I have sinned, I lied and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun responds, “That’s ok. My name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a fancy dress party.”
The driver replies “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. First you have to be single and you must be Catholic!”
The driver is very excited and says, “Yes I’m single and Catholic.”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I have sinned, I lied and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun responds, “That’s ok. My name is Kevin and I’m on my way to a fancy dress party.”
