Just for some fun.... an excuse to smile.

[JamezF]

I'm sure there are "lurking" here somewhere

Yeah, but getting them to admit to it will be like pulling teeth.

James

 

[Erichalfbee]

Yeah, but getting them to admit to it will be like pulling teeth.

James

Ours?

 

[fian]

Speaking of dentists.
The patient says: "And now to get paid... tear off this one down here, it's made of gold."

 

[The Poot]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret, who is 75, looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert ... You should'a bought a hat!”

 

[Adriana Flutur]

Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret, who is 75, looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert ... You should'a bought a hat!”

 

[JamezF]

James

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[The Poot]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[The Poot]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[The Poot]

Every picture tells a story…..

 

[Goran]

It seems " new strategic ( more comic) plan for agriculture" in Croatia will be 3,8 billions of euros. There is already estimation as tradition so far at our place the real agricultural producer will get the most - 600 millions. The rest will " disappear".. Of course -no one cares, we just all get this as normal fact.. What a mockery is this EU..

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[The Poot]

 

[The Poot]

 

[Goran]

Judge who works on Commercial Court caught twice in shop lifting. Of course, still working on Court
I say better to laugh than to cry to our misery.. of course people are still running away from Croatia.. I am learning German now, to be ready..