I quit now.......

[Finman]

Play by the rules

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[pargyle]

We have a proverb for chilrden: dry from long joy and fart from long laughing...

another: It will become a man from snot-nosed youngster but not from for nothing laugher


By the way, how old are you Pargyle?
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Three years younger than you, you old fart !!

 

[pargyle]

That donkey is from Greek.

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Donkey might be a hard guy.

A man was hunting, and he looked behind is back, what is going there. Puma attacked on his mule but....mule kept a puma in its mouth

I liked this one Finman ..... Incredible !!

 

[REDWOOD]

It's surprising how many of the big cats do get set upon in the wild and often lose the battle

 

[Luminos]

My donkeys kill ragondin (coypu) the same way.

 

[Finman]

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I converted this and what I got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn-NsWRtaSY



13,5 mil views

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(15 any more)
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[mbc]

I converted this and what I got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn-NsWRtaSY



13,5 mil views

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(15 any more)
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Awesome 'dance', and one tough donkey !

 

[mbc]

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

 

[Finman]

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A gypsy sold rabbit sausage on the Estonian market.
An inspector arrived and asked what else that sausage has.
- Onion, salt, pepper, venison
- In what realtion deer and rabbit
- 1:1
- What does it mean
- One rabbit and one deer

 

[Finman]

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A little Charley was in school, and the teacher gove a task to find out, from where human babies come from.

Then it was Charley's turn to explain what he found out.

stork brought me,
stork brought my father
stork brought my grandfather

Our family have not practidec sexual intercourse during last three generations

 

[For want of a better word]

Two old men sitting in deckchairs admiring the passing fillies.......
Nice out isn't it said one..
Yea... but you better put it away...
.....here comes a policeman!



How many tears of joy are there in a firkin of laughter?

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

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A little Charley was in school, and the teacher gove a task to find out, from where human babies come from.

Then it was Charley's turn to explain what he found out.

stork brought me,
stork brought my father
stork brought my grandfather

Our family have not practidec sexual intercourse during last three generations

Still here then finny!

 

[Finman]

Still here then finny!

4600 views. not bad. Yesterday it was 4000. A Great Drama!

The British have a natural tendency to tautology *). Like

- you are still here
- how to make 1:1 syrup
- i do not treat varroa
- how not to insulate hive
- how not to extract


') = Tautology (rhetoric), a self-reinforcing pretense of significant truth;

 

[Finman]

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Finland, funny Finland...

What we do here. One example. They plan and build these in 2 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1fmAVVPNDA

 

[Finman]

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Farther of phone text message, Matti Makkonen Finland

SMS turns 20 years old today, inventor does interview over text messaging

Craig Lloyd, Dec 3rd 2012 Discuss [3]

If you can believe it, text messaging turned 20 years old today, and while the technology really didn’t boom until just a few years ago, the service has been around since 1992. The first text message ever sent took place on December 3, 1992, and was sent by British engineer Neil Papworth. The message simply read, “Merry Christmas.”

While SMS was officially born 20 years ago today, the concept had been in the works for several years before that. Matti Makkonen is dubbed as “the father of SMS”, and in 1984, he put forward the idea of a mobile phone messaging service. Unfortunately, Makkonen takes little credit for the phenomenon, mentioning that other folks were the ones who worked on the technology and made it a reality. Because of that, he rarely gives interviews, but BBC News was able to chat with him for a little, bit strictly over SMS.

Makkonen says that he never envisioned text messaging to be like what it is today. He never considered it as a “separate issue,” and that it “was just a feature in the revolutionary mobile communications system. Very useful for quick business needs.” Makkonen also never patented the idea, thus not making money from licenses and such, but he says that SMS really isn’t a “patentable innovation” in the first place.

Nokia, in 1993, became the first company to make GSM handsets capable of text messaging, but the use of the service really didn’t take off at all at the beginning. In 1995, people were only sending an average of 0.4 text messages per month. Fast forward 15 years later to 2010, and people sent over 6.1 trillion messages that year, or roughly 193,000 per second.

 

[Finman]

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The best know Finn, - Linus Torvalds


The developer of Linux kernel and the greatest nerd of all time.


His interest in computers began with a Commodore VIC-20.[12] After the VIC-20 he purchased a Sinclair QL, which he modified extensively, especially its operating system. He programmed an assembly language and a text editor for the QL, as well as a few games.[13][14] He is known to have written a Pac-Man clone named Cool Man. On January 5, 1991[15] he purchased an Intel 80386-based IBM PC[16] before receiving his MINIX copy, which in turn enabled him to begin work on Linux.[7][17]

First contacts with computers Torvalds was 11 years old in 1981 when his grandfather, Professor of Statistics at the University of Leo Törnqvist bought a Commodore VIC-20 to Linus. That was one of the first computers for home use.
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[Finman]

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Vilho Nenonen ( 1883 Helsinki - February 17, 1960) was a Finnish, the Finnish army to the Imperial Russian Army continue to be served in the artillery general. He is regarded as the most important developer of Finnish artillery, the "father".

He was a key persons why Russian Army did not capture Finland in II World war.

The best Sniper in the World

Simo Häyhä nicknamed "White Death" Using a modified Mosin–Nagant in the Winter War, he has the highest recorded number of confirmed sniper kills – 505 – in any major war.[2]



He got a bullet to his own face from Russian sniper

 

[Finman]

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3 answers any more!!!

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[Anduril]

Is this the Finnish Wikipedia website?

 

[Anduril]

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Finland, funny Finland...

What we do here. One example. They plan and build these in 2 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1fmAVVPNDA

It takes 2 years to build the golden rivet! Wow!!