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And then there was the ancient beekeeper from Devon who was asked if Varroa would effect his bees. After some thoughtful consideration, and a good deal of chin scratching he replied, "Might, might not".
 
What do you call bears without ears?
Bees.


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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?












One queen and up to about twenty drones, but god knows how they got in there
 
What bees do you get milk from ?
Boobies!:cheers2:
 
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