Geoff
House Bee
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- Shropshire, UK
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Good source of jokes is the Rick Wakeman show. Wish i could remember more of them.
A man driving down the motorway when his boss rings him up.
His boss tells him that he has promoted him.
He is so surprised he swerves.
Further down the road his boss rings him again and tells him he has promoted him further.
Again he is so surprised he swerves across the road.
Even further down the motorway his boss rings him a third time and tells him that he has decided to make him managing director of the company.
He is so taken aback by this that he swerves right off the road and crashes into a tree.
Eventually the police arrives and the policeman asks the man what happened.
He replied
"I don't really know. I was driving along and then I just.........
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careered off the road!"
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A man driving down the motorway when his boss rings him up.
His boss tells him that he has promoted him.
He is so surprised he swerves.
Further down the road his boss rings him again and tells him he has promoted him further.
Again he is so surprised he swerves across the road.
Even further down the motorway his boss rings him a third time and tells him that he has decided to make him managing director of the company.
He is so taken aback by this that he swerves right off the road and crashes into a tree.
Eventually the police arrives and the policeman asks the man what happened.
He replied
"I don't really know. I was driving along and then I just.........
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careered off the road!"