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jimbeekeeper 

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The NHS Swine Flu 0845 number won't work

I rung it, but all I got was crackling


HOW TO PREVENT SWINE FLU !!!

DONT DO THIS .....




If you are board on a train/plane/bus or general public, prentend to talk to somone on your mobile phone about your recent holiday in Mexico, and then sneeze at the end of the call.

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Jenxy 

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I heard they had a cure for it now.... " oinkment" :)
 

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Actually, Swine flu has mutated and conjoined with Avian flu.
it's now fact - pigs can fly!!
 

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I've heard that if you receive an email from the NHS, saying that if you eat tinned pork you will contract swine flu, you should delete it because it is spam.
 

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