A few swine flu jokes!

[jimbeekeeper]

The NHS Swine Flu 0845 number won't work

I rung it, but all I got was crackling


HOW TO PREVENT SWINE FLU !!!

DONT DO THIS .....

If you are board on a train/plane/bus or general public, prentend to talk to somone on your mobile phone about your recent holiday in Mexico, and then sneeze at the end of the call.

 

[hedgerow pete]

i would like to point out that all these joke are in utter bad taste ,


i have also had to spend several pounds texting them to every one i know
thanks i needed cheering up today

 

[Jenxy]

I heard they had a cure for it now.... " oinkment"

 

[Salkeela]

Agh! Stop hogging the conversation!

 

[Loubee]

Actually, Swine flu has mutated and conjoined with Avian flu.
it's now fact - pigs can fly!!

 

[taff..]

 

[FenBee]

I've heard that if you receive an email from the NHS, saying that if you eat tinned pork you will contract swine flu, you should delete it because it is spam.