A few swine flu jokes!

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The NHS Swine Flu 0845 number won't work

I rung it, but all I got was crackling


HOW TO PREVENT SWINE FLU !!!

DONT DO THIS .....

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If you are board on a train/plane/bus or general public, prentend to talk to somone on your mobile phone about your recent holiday in Mexico, and then sneeze at the end of the call.

:cheers2:
 
I heard they had a cure for it now.... " oinkment" :)
 
Actually, Swine flu has mutated and conjoined with Avian flu.
it's now fact - pigs can fly!!
 
I've heard that if you receive an email from the NHS, saying that if you eat tinned pork you will contract swine flu, you should delete it because it is spam.
 

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