I came to England for a few days in May (didn't notice your bees Brosville
). Comfortably snoozing at the back of the plane when the steward says "Would you mind moving to the front as a lady at the back doesn't feel well and we suspect it may be swine fever".
Half an hour later there's an announcement "Would all those who were sitting at the back and were moved forward please fill in a form". Of course by now we'd have contaminated all those up front, but still... Hostess comes up "Actually we don't have any forms, could you write your name & address on the back of this old envelope?"
"Address in France, or where I'm staying in England?"
"Oh, you live in France? I don't suppose it matters much then. Don't bother, but if you don't feel well in England, go & see a doctor"
Hm.
Arrived at Gatwick, plane put in quarantine, an hour later port authorities arrive. Wouldn't do anything as they had no masks.Masks arrive (just 2 for the port authority people) drag the woman off half screaming, and then we're allowed to go.
What's your plan B for controlling swine fever?