- Joined
- Mar 30, 2011
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- Glanaman,Carmarthenshire,Wales
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- National
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- Too many - but not nearly enough
I started my career (it was a career then, not a job) in HM Customs by doing my stint in purgatory - VAT - I used to register new traders and found on the whole that accountants were a stupid, ignorant, arrogant incompetent lot - some costing their clients thousands for no reason. I'm no great shakes on taxation and the like but I found it much easier to nurse a self employed carpenter (who by his personal admission rated his numeracy skills as working out how much skirting board he needed on the back of a fag packet with a pencil) through the registration and VAT return process than it was to convince an accountant that he new bugger all about VAT, was talking through his own rear and was steering his client towards early bancruptcy and maybe a prison sentence!
As for the Inland revenue, having worked with them, well - let's say JK Rowling had just finished a face to face tax assesment when she thought up the dementors. Soulless gutless bunch of parasites who would sell their own sisters into white slavery if there was a box for it on their work returns
As for the Inland revenue, having worked with them, well - let's say JK Rowling had just finished a face to face tax assesment when she thought up the dementors. Soulless gutless bunch of parasites who would sell their own sisters into white slavery if there was a box for it on their work returns