Poor mr Tickle...

[RoseCottage]

Well Mr Tickle loved his girlfriend. He wanted to marry her. He was head over heels in-love but she wouldn't do it.

He was heartbroken when Tess refused to take his name...

 

[victor meldrew]

John Wilkinon

 

[victor meldrew]

Had a friend genuinely named Austin Ford . He was stopped by a policeman whilst on his way home from the pub . He was asked for his name ; the cop gave him a wry smile and said "My name is Morris Cowley now give me your proper name sonny "

John Wilkinson