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They did round here today. Tour de bloody Yorkshire.Did you then get the Lycra to turn you into a fully trained road hogg.
Roads around us where open and full of Lycra clad idiots heading to vantage points to watch race. Three dared me to play their game of chicken on my way home from market.
Left turn into my village, lots of parked cars on my right, my right of way. Driving slow as not much room, three idiots pulled out coming towards me (MY right of way). I didn't stop or slow down as they hoped. Lead protagonist lost his bottle swerved and stopped suddenly allowing his mate to run into the back of him, Third shouted loudly and gesticulated rudely....so I stopped to see what their problem was.......for reasons I don't fully understand all sped off sheepishly.
All were awarded a fully trained road hogg qualification.