Just for some fun.... an excuse to smile.

[jenkinsbrynmair]

How did she do that?

never looked too closely - being commissioned officers and (on paper) gentlemen

 

[Arfermo]

How did she do that? You might have to PM me.....

For goodness sake use you imagination. My wife manages it quite well at 81 years of age so why not others.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[Gilberdyke John]

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."

 

[The Poot]

 

[Wilco]

Seen via a friend on FB.

 

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Seen via a friend on FB.



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It took me a while to notice the anti tank gun!

 

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[Goran]

About parrot who also had bad language.. His owner was organizing card night with friends and tossed parrot before guests come in a fridge.. He forgot to take it out of the fridge in the evening.. In the morning owner opened a fridge and with a smile on his face asked parrot - who is looking at me with such lovely eyes.. Parrot answered: PENGUIN, you m.f. !!!!!

 

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More on the dogs theme....

 

[Wilco]

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

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[Amari]

Failed litigation

 

[The Poot]

Just had mine emptied....

 

[Somerford]

Good ‘ole farmers

 

[Somerford]

More farmers protecting their kill

 

[Somerford]

Golden tractor