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I believe that You have similar joke, but here it is:
The priest went for swimming in the sea and start to drown. Man with boat approached to him and yell " GIVE ME YOUR HAND FATHER!!!" The priest refused and finally drowned.. Man with boat came to shore and told the surrounding people what happened, one man replied him: You idiot, You should told him take my hand, not to give me your hand.."
 
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