Just for some fun.... an excuse to smile.

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[Micklemus81]

I'd better not show that nice picture to my wife's (and my) Hairdresser friend just up the road she's a vegan!

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Hairdresser friend just up the road she's a vegan

what part of Vega does she hail from?

 

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[Wilco]

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know ****?”

 

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An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know ****?”

Well, there are reasons why of course
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smar...ved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/

 

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To get this thread back into a fun aspect (and not get shoved into the cupboard under the stairs).....

 

[pargyle]

what part of Vega does she hail from?

I tell my veggie friends that the delicious pork sausage rolls I make come entirely from vegan pigs ....

 

[pargyle]

To get this thread back into a fun aspect (and not get shoved into the cupboard under the stairs).....
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Like it ....there's a few posts that have gone on holiday to the cupboard under the stairs .... Wilco's thread ... feel free to add to it there ...

 

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[JamezF]

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My mum worked as what I guess might now be classed as a "consultant" in the NHS for most of her professional life. This comes within a whisker of being too close to the truth to be funny

James

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

My mum worked as what I guess might now be classed as a "consultant" in the NHS for most of her professional life. This comes within a whisker of being too close to the truth to be funny

James

My auntie Megan (nurse who trained in St Pancras and worked there during the war, before coming home and becoming our district nurse) always said I should be a doctor, my grandmother asked whether she could see the budding medic in me - 'no' she said 'his writing is shite'

 

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